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Stinging Nettle & Ricotta Gnocchi with Gorgonzola Dolce and Toasted Hazelnuts

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Cook
25m
Total
1h 10m
Difficulty
Medium
Serves
4
Origin
Italian

Stinging nettles have no business being this good in pasta dough, yet here we are. Blanched until harmless and folded into ricotta gnocchi, they bring a deep mineral-grassy punch that ricotta alone can't manufacture, and gorgonzola dolce melts around them like it was always the plan. Steaming instead of boiling keeps the gnocchi cloud-light; shattered toasted hazelnuts finish the whole thing with enough roasty crunch to make you feel like you earned it.

Ingredients

Instructions

  1. 1. TAME THE NETTLES — Put on rubber gloves (seriously). Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil. Drop the nettle tops in and blanch for exactly 90 seconds until bright green and completely sting-free. Drain immediately and plunge into ice water. Squeeze out every drop of liquid using a clean kitchen towel — you want them bone dry. Finely chop the blanched nettles until they're almost a paste. Set aside.

  2. 2. BUILD YOUR GNOCCHI DOUGH — In a large bowl, combine the drained ricotta, beaten egg and yolk, Parmigiano-Reggiano, rice flour, nutmeg, and salt. Fold in the chopped nettles until evenly distributed — the mixture should turn a muted jade green. The dough will be soft and slightly sticky; resist the urge to add more flour. Refrigerate uncovered for 20 minutes to firm up.

  3. 3. SHAPE THE GNOCCHI — Lightly dust a parchment-lined tray with rice flour. With floured hands, scoop tablespoon-sized portions of dough and gently roll them into ovals — think small, chubby footballs rather than perfect spheres. You should get about 32–36 pieces. Arrange on the tray without touching. Refrigerate while you set up your steamer.

  4. 4. STEAM (NOT BOIL) — Line a bamboo or metal steamer basket with parchment paper, poking a few holes through for steam circulation. Working in batches, arrange gnocchi in a single layer without crowding. Steam over vigorously boiling water for 8–9 minutes, until the gnocchi are set, slightly puffed, and no longer look raw at the center. The steam method keeps them impossibly light — no waterlogging, no structural collapse.

  5. 5. MAKE THE GORGONZOLA SAUCE — While the last batch steams, melt butter in a wide skillet over medium-low heat. Add the gorgonzola dolce chunks and heavy cream, stirring gently until the cheese melts into a loose, silky sauce, about 2–3 minutes. Season with black pepper. Keep warm on the lowest heat — you don't want it to seize or brown.

  6. 6. TOAST THE HAZELNUTS — In a dry skillet over medium heat, toss the crushed hazelnuts for 3–4 minutes until deeply golden and fragrant. Remove from heat, drizzle over the honey, toss to coat, and spread on parchment to cool. They'll crisp up as they sit.

  7. 7. PLATE AND SERVE — Spoon a pool of warm gorgonzola sauce into each shallow bowl. Nestle 8–9 gnocchi into the sauce per portion. Scatter the honey-toasted hazelnuts generously over the top, add a few blanched nettle leaves for drama, finish with extra Parmigiano and a confident crack of black pepper. Serve immediately — these gnocchi wait for no one.

Why It Actually Works

Nettles contain iron, chlorophyll, and volatile compounds including indoles and pyrazines that read on the palate as deep, almost meaty greenness, which is why they hold their own against gorgonzola's assertive funk rather than disappearing into it. Ricotta's fat and moisture cushion both the mineral sharpness of the nettles and the lactic-acid bite of the blue cheese, smoothing out what could otherwise be a flavor collision. Steaming prevents the gnocchi from absorbing water, lets the rice flour starches gelatinize gently and evenly, and keeps the nettle chlorophyll vivid green instead of leaching it out into cooking water.

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